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 12.09.2016
I go to the metro today. A familiar situation: at the exit is a grandmother with a suitcase, a battle filled with all kinds of sludge. The grandmother does not go out herself and interferes with others. Proletarian Station, a bunch of people, an Armenian man with a very pregnant wife (8-9 months) is about to get out, well, and of course there is a dialogue:
Next time you go out?
and no. (Man and wife are missing)
Next time you go out?
and yes.
And it turns out that he and his wife grandmother interfere most, because there are many outings, and the pregnant wife needs more space. And here the man gives with his characteristic accent:
Grandmother, here is the community that goes out on the slide! Please go away!
The people stumbled!
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