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 17.09.2016
I found a child car seat on the website of advertisements, called, agreed with a girl that I would come in. Before leaving, I call her, she says that not at home, but at home husband, and drops his number. There is no pen at hand, the phone is at my ear, I have nowhere else to write it, except in the search line of Yandex...
I come, take the chair, and at the end of our conversation there is the following dialogue:
I: Yes, and with your celebration!
M: What kind of celebration? O_0
I: Well, with the wedding anniversary!
M: How do you know?
I: Yes, Mary (woman) told me a little about herself...
A man in full stumbling...
I: Yes, you don’t worry, when I recorded your phone, Yandex gave me a link to the list of brothers of Chertanovsky ZAGS.
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