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 01.01.2009
It was a terrible, unthinkable stroke. Interplanetary Congress of Drinkers.

You won’t even know how and why it started.

Alcohol of all fat, a huge apartment, arrived at dispersal and

To insult people who do not know measures and borders. You know how it happens when

Something is happening everywhere: there are dancers, there are singers, someone has fallen asleep.

Toilet, somewhere they say "for life and principles", someone express-

Someone is crying because there is no love or because the world turns.

In the abyss, constantly moving drunk drunk people...

Time has long been lost, for the change of day and night no one is watching, the last

a temporary benchmark - someone's journey for drinks and supplies; someone

I fell asleep, someone pierced my eyes.

I worship before the sustenance of the neighbors.

At some point, everything went well quickly. many

Someone went to work, someone fell asleep, someone sat in the kitchen.

I was drinking tea and talking, someone was watching TV but one girl was soaping.

and dishes (sic!) is

And suddenly in this almost established picture of calm and restlessness

The scream broke! No, not a scream. It was an inhuman, primitive war.

Full of horror and despair! Long, breaking down on a perforated

by VIZG.

Everyone who heard this was confused for a short moment.

The cold-blooded went to scream.



* * * *

In that same apartment, by the way, lived a real jewel, who belonged to

The owner. It is unknown who put the box in which he lived on the table next to him.

A sofa in one room. A man unusual to such a misery, to any

The case was sitting in this box until everything went away from sin.

and far away. When there was silence and his subtle esophageal psyche a little

He went out and went out to eat something. when

He wanted to go around, he just "rolled out" of his box,

Then he turned away and went on his business.

This time, however, he ran from the table to the couch. The naked feet of Grisham.

who slept on this couch, apparently experiencing the nightmares

With severe intoxication.



When we ran into the room, Grisha stopped whispering. He is only

He looked with his eyes opened, pointed his hands to the oak and tried something.

to swim...



by Grisha:

Guys, I almost got rid of fear. He first fell on his feet.

A fireball of some sort. I open my eyes and she sits on her feet. The White.

Just very strange...
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