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 19.09.2016
In general, my father works as an installor of fire and security alarms, he worked somehow in an elderly house, came, then with his words I will tell the story:

I worked, I installed the sensors, see, the grandmother breaks the wire, approached her, she ran away, so it lasted about an hour, in an hour she approached about 6 times, in general, the father did not stand, cut off her from the rope 2 meters of wire, from her happiness her eyes shone straight and she dissolved somewhere in the nursing house, after half an hour the workers of the nursing house came, gave a piece of wire, told her not to give her more, because of the fact. My grandmother wanted to hang herself for a long time, but she couldn’t get a rope.
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