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 21.09.2016
The most common situation when you release a person who needs to get out at the next stop, and in your place someone who considers himself really clever (__!__) experience:

You took my place.

Have you seen yourself? It is useful to you!

It seems to me that at this very moment the man secretly received official permission from the Ministry of Companions to study this hammered creature.



Where did he get it – I don’t know, but the very fact that I had a tube of Dracos toothpaste in my hands no longer gave me peace. While the woman was sitting looking out the window, completely turning away from the people, the man very carefully, calmly and relentlessly pressed the content on her hat. Whether he had to go out at the next stop or not - it is not known, but looking at the clock, he went out. The bus accompanied him with different looks, but I looked at him as a man breaking this normality.



After the stop, the bus and I had to leave. The girl liked the phrase: “Woman, you have a toothpaste on your hat! “”
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