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 23.09.2016
As a child, I dreamed very much that I would be kidnapped by aliens and taken to my planet. I am 27 years old and there are no aliens. What are you doing, butterflies?

As a child, I was very afraid that I would be abducted by aliens, and when they realized that I was not a remarkable little girl, they would return me to Earth, but not home, but where I got, for example, on the top of a high mountain. How am I crying from there? This thought led me to alpinism.

<ovtza> what if they land you in the middle of the ocean?
<ry> I’ve grown up big and I can negotiate
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