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 28.09.2016
My mom gave me 😉
We talked with her somehow that she would put us in disgrace, the kind of granddaughter, all the business.
I’m so crazy, and you know how much they cost? I called the price and then we roasted for half a night.
Here she calls and so, I talked with a friend pharmacist, she recommended cheaper, with my discount even less went out)) she fucking bought us condoms with a discount pension :D

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