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 28.09.2016
A friend rented an apartment on the sixth floor. There was a new man (a grown-up man) over him. On the first night, I heard rumors, screams, drunk voices. The situation repeated on the second day. He went up to them, and there were six drunk men. No one hears anything. He decided not to go.



On the third day, the noise started again. This time, a friend called the law enforcement officers. Eventually the neighbors calmed down.



The next day a man comes up to him from the first floor and a dialogue begins:

Why did you bring the garbage when Volodya rested?

Are you actually who?

I am a neighbor from the first floor.

What does this change?

- People on top were culturally resting, I was invited somehow, no one was disturbed. They sit and drink.

Are you normal man? They did not sleep for three days in a row.

Do you call these riders? Which normal man would go to them? Are you a young man, a fool?

Go from here to X!

The man tried to strike my friend, but was twisted and dropped to the floor.



After my acquaintance called the police again, as the neighbors were bullshit again.



Five days later in the morning, police and several residents of the house stood in the yard. It turned out that the drunkards from the seventh floor began to throw furniture and heavy objects out the window. Three cars were damaged. Among them was a neighbor’s car from the first floor. He also testified.



My friend immediately approached them and began a dialogue:

You are like the “right man!” Did I say I was a bitch and I went to the police? Are they like “Pidars”? Am I not confusing?



The neighbor turned red of anger, but he answered:

They broke the car!

Are you, old man, a fool? My friend laughed openly here.



The man did not argue with the police and ran into the entrance. Then my friend explained the situation to law enforcement officials.



A few days later it became clear that this "right" neighbor was still going to testify along with the victims.
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