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 28.09.2016
I had to leave the bus station by taxi. As always, there is a parking lot where there are several permanent cars. There were two at the time. There are no drivers, no one nearby. And here I remember that I have a service number one. I called, ordered the car, said it will come in 5 minutes. Meanwhile, a man - the driver of one of the taxi on the parking lot, and then this dialogue took place:

Where are we going?

- You are nowhere - called a taxi by phone.

Oh shit, I just left for cigarettes, you didn’t wait. Where did they call?

“Such a service.”

They are so loaded that they get on orders.

And went away.

After 5 minutes of waiting, the same taxi driver approaches, and says that they probably hit, they went with me - we refuse.

We wait for a total of 10 minutes, I can't stand and call back and ask, where was the taxi ordered for the bus station? What the girl says to me:

So you called 7 minutes ago cancelled!

I fell out, I say that I did not cancel anything, the girl apologizes heavily and says that it is unfolding the driver.

A careful driver arrives on a careful car (unlike a bus driver on an old Audi from the 80s, who guarded at the bus station), also apologizes for the incident.

In general, the taxi driver of the bus station learned our service, called and canceled the order, expecting that we will behave and go with him.
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