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 28.09.2016
A friend bought an apartment in a new building. Rather, two, and removed the fence, the wall between them.

I struggled with this for about a month, running on the instances. Yesterday I called him and asked him to stay at home. A man must come and see what and how he did, write it down and leave.

It is not difficult, I agreed.

I sit, I am in a good mood.



A bell at the door. I open. There is a young girl with a pen and a pen, well, I think, our man.

Hi, I am smiling. Are you from JYSK?

“No, I’m from Darknet, my name is Anastasia. We offer internet connection services.

Hi you Anastasia. The internet is good. There is nothing in this apartment, except the roof. And thanks to Tom. Tell me.

Then followed the usual story about tariffs, why they are the best in their field and you need to connect to them, a series of common questions and common answers. At the end, leave a card and a number.

Goodbye to Anastasia. I will call. All the best!

I close the door. The girl goes away, approaches, in her opinion, to the neighbor’s door and calls.



There was an idea in my head.

Everyone remembers the old trick, when the company of people, alternately passes past the "target" repeating: you are sleeping; wake up?

and here. I go to the other door, I open. I see confused eyes.

Hi, are you from KFC? stretching a smile to the ears. I tried to look like last time, but it seemed to be a bit overdue.

N is no. I am from the Darknet company. and Anastasia. I offer the internet. I tell you. He seems to be upset and does not understand anything. Without giving a look, I continue.

Hi you Anastasia. The internet is good. There is nothing in this room, except roses. Although they are. Tell me.

Then she tries to tell something, but it seems that her thoughts are elsewhere. The eyes went from astonishment to confusion and nothing at all. I tried to answer all questions the same way. I asked the same questions.

In the end, she gave the card very uncertainly.

Goodbye to Anastasia. I will definitely call you. All the best.



I close the door and look in the eye. The 30-second girl is confused. Then he approaches the first apartment, calls, approaches the second and also calls. He stands in the middle and waits. I do not open either one or the other. I observe. Standing for a minute, she rested in place and left.

I went out with a better mood to do nothing.

Now I think. Did I not hurt her psychic?
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