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 29.09.2016
How much does it take a man to hold an injection of a six-year-old boy? Apparently more than three..." came to my mind a useful but late thought. Strengthened by a high-precision shock of a sharp knee into your favorite solar plexus. The squeezing buttock blinked before his eyes faster than the spindle of a sewing machine. The entire production was accompanied by unclear pedagogical mates of a puppy, which caught from the heir the castrating puppy in the precious and stored, and the uterine whip of a mommy, whom the beloved child managed to bite for one of the numerous folds on the stomach.

So, at risk for his own health, the life of the young ninja was saved from a wicked cold. Wiping the broken, filled the card. It was hard to contain strong words and colorful expressions. The young hero glittered victoriously with his eyelids and scratched the part of the body affected by health care. The doctor to be beaten by a minor on the call is fast and unproductive. I tried to get into depression, but it didn’t work. Interfering with the urgent patients.

by BES
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