I am sitting in a line to the doctor today, watching the calendar hanging on the wall in front of me. The brain is stuck to the phrase "safe when used as intended". I began to think about how it could be unsafe to use the calendar. Draw: pull out the spiral, curl the wire and pierce that someone's eye. Or squeeze with the same wire. Or cut out papers. to feed them. In the eye, again, you can weave the corner of a cardboard hat.
Is it time for a psychiatrist?
Go to the neurologist.
You are on the right path, comrade Sadist!