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 29.09.2016
Alcohol is evil. I got drunk and lost my phone.
WOW: It is fine. Yesterday I stood on the light, I crossed the road. And on the other side, a drunk man throws a girl under the car, does not allow him to pass. The girl came out, struck him between his legs and pushed him to the side. As they pushed, the man’s bag fell. The girl sat back and went. He went away and gave him a bag.
Here I am green, I pass, I go past the package, there was beer in the banks and eggs. And the man is standing. He was not lucky with the eggs, in every sense.
This is the harm of alcohol, and you say, the phone lost.
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