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 05.01.2009
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No is. I realized that something went wrong in my development, when at the age of 12 all the girls in the courtyard dried up a pretty guy, and I liked the older brother of a girlfriend, you know, such a classic admin with a basha, ruling a sweater in jeans.

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The most fucking guy.

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MDA, I also understood that. When in that year we went out with him... you imagine - the evening, we have the Kremlin so there is, not such, of course, as yours, but wildly beautiful, sunset, we sit with him on the shaft (as if you come in the summer, I will make you a tour), he looks at me and says (he was then 27, then you would not be 10 years older): what a beautiful sunset... the first time I look at sunset with a girl...
I am him, and what before?
Previously, internet was free after eight, not before sunset.
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