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 04.10.2016
I decided to jump into the cafe for a business lunch. I sit and eat. Suddenly a waitress approaches me and says:

"Sorry, the girl at the next table asks you to pay her account.

My eyebrows surprisingly flew up to the stratosphere itself. I turn my head in the direction of the girl’s table and I see a charming creature there who smiled and waved a pen. is cute. I don’t remember we met anywhere. I smiled and said to the waitress:

I’m sorry, but I’ll probably refuse such a tempting offer.

The waitress left, I paid my bill and, leaving, I noticed the indignant look of this lady.

Attention the question! What was it? An attempt to eat a snail or a new way of dating?

Moscovites, you are there in front of the planet all about new trends, explain to the castle that this was a fucking thing?
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