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 08.10.2016
The cleaning

She lived alone: cooking dinner took a maximum of half an hour, during which, while the potatoes (rice, pasta) were cooked, she had time to strain the salad, lay the floor, make a light charge.

Travelled with a guy...

After work to go to the store for products - half an hour.
At home, you don’t have time to dress up, you’re rushing to the plate – and what? He will come hungry! And a plate of potatoes with a spoonful of salad will not get rid of! Anthony is a man! He needs housekeepers!! to

From nowhere in the house began to appear scattered things, a mountain of dirty dishes in the dishwasher, collections of cups at the comp. The dishwasher in the bathroom became gray from dirt in a couple of days.
We brought a bunch of cat - a bunch of cat wool everywhere! Coming from work, I did not even have time to go to the toilet - the first thing I was rushing to clean the tail and into the kitchen! The weekends went to purchase products on the market (which carried 10-20 kg) and gene cleaning.
The guy started complaining that I no longer met him from work in sex clothes. After a month of this life, I wanted to escape from there.

They departed.

I have cleanliness and order in my apartment. The cat is fed and cut off. I have enough time for my hobbies. It’s no fun at night ;)

There will be no morality - both sexes draw conclusions.
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