In the corporate chat
X: What’s up with 1C? Are they done at all?
YYY: No one can do it. One programmer, and they say want to be fired. There was yours.
Xxx: Is it so difficult to find 1C programmers? With their work they say the martyrs will handle it)
Yyy: Deleted this message, suddenly will read
Oh yes, I forgot, these martyrs understand Cyrillic.