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 12.10.2016
Being a student of medfak from the evening depended on a friend in preparation for the surgery exam. Medical students have a chip, when studying the material they find diseases in themselves, even if in reality they are not. That happened to me. That evening found the symptoms of appendicitis in her, a friend checked and confirmed.



Remembering this "chick" wrote down symptoms on the games of mind and body and continued to study symptoms, treat diseases and learn the course of operations. The next morning wearing a shirt, I went to the exam on top of the shirt.

She passed the exam and instead of going out like normal students, sat down. I still decided to insure, because the symptoms did not pass.



Prepod in confusion of course asked what was the case, and then invited to the neighboring office (exam as the study was held in the hospital). When he began to stretch the shirt buttons at the teacher's eyes on his forehead, he began to move his hand, saying: - No, no, no.

My stomach got sick even more. So why should I wear clothes if I already passed the exam 5 minutes ago? I was able to explain that under the shirt there is no shirt or other way to get to the stomach.



After identifying the signs of appendicitis, he immediately sent him to the operating table.

The surgeons decided to cut under local anesthesia. When I learned that I was a medical student and just passed the exam, I was asked to tell the sequence of surgery for appendicitis. They cut and told me what stage they had reached. After cutting out the appendix, they offered to admire them and hanged me in front of my nose. At that time, I desperately wanted to sleep. I was not allowed to sleep, of course, was thrown under my nose, brought to consciousness, sucked safely and sent to the chamber.

So I passed on surgery theory and practice on myself.
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