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 13.10.2016
It was long ago. More precisely in 2006. An intelligent man came to us. Years of 55. Dressed as a diplomat. Later I learned that he was a professor at the university. A couple of times a week bought simulators (submarines, planes, cars) or construction strategies. I only got a license. Prosek chip that I am engaged in games and can say the pros and cons of the game, bought only in my exchange. A pleasant man. But, periodically complained that some games do not go with him on the laptop and asked to change. The first two times did not stress, but the number of games increased. In the video department said that the same fit with the movies - often changes.



(M) Hi, the toy did not go again. Do you change?

(I) - So the system fits with the stock, maybe bring a laptop, I'll see what's wrong?

(M) - Not comfortable, as if everything works well, but the game doesn't pull everything.

And bring it.

I’ll bring it in the morning, see until evening. I have a cognac (laughs)



The next day, he opened his notebook and went to work. On the laptop everything is fine with updates, wood, directory. Here's just the games he's changed working great. A little time and I found the crabs to them. He left half of the games for himself, and for the other half he rolled the crawlers and played them calmly. In the evening, he comes, as always, polite and smiling.



(I) What do you do so Scottish? You have all the games I have recommended. If the money was unfortunate, I would buy a pirate, I suggested. They would save, not return.

(M) - I teach criminal law, I buy pirates does not ruin my conscience.



And here I fell. Cravings can be pulled, and cravings can not be purchased.
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