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 13.10.2016
C. Hicks, to the article about the silk straws who ate graphene:

A: I tried it and it works. I ate a graphene sandwich and got a Core i5-6400. The only problem is that it is very painful.
B: Graphene concentration is too high, try to reduce to 0.2%
A: I’m afraid, then it might be AMD FX-8350, and he has legs. It will be worse.
B: Do not be afraid to get the legs out, you need to add to the diet microparticles of gold, iron and nickel.
C: But there are a few metals in man, and suddenly they will grow themselves?
D: Make sure the whole socket does not grow.
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