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 13.10.2016
She was sitting with her husband at his brother’s house. I thought what to see. My brother connects the phone to the TV, I pass by. He says, “Scroll down, what films are there.” I scroll my finger across the screen and admire, like a child, “Wow! The Sensor! Such a huge! How much is it worth? “Swowupper!” I turn around, and my husband is lying, I look at my brother, and he scrolls on the screen of his smartphone, watching me... I am 30 soon, and they are divorcing like a child. So we live)
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