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 18.10.2016
Where I work, the staff are well aware that I do not drink alcohol. What, however, did not prevent them from giving on February 23 a beer glass, and on the New Year - a set of vodka bottles.

By the way, New Year. Literally immediately after him he went to the post office and, returning, found a thoughtful man near the garbage container. I threw the package from the package into the tank, and the man looked at me and asked, "Shampoo need? “” My bathroom is not filled with shampoos, but to borrow it from a strange man at the rubbish like I did not want and I refused. And he continued:

- I was congratulated at work and this shampoo from measles was given. My head is naked like my knee.

He takes off his hat. Naturally, it’s a full bowl.

No need, I mean. and OK.

He takes a bottle out of his pocket and throws it into the tank.
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