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 19.10.2016
At my DR 18 years old, my parents gave me an expensive certificate to visit a very glamorous restaurant. Dinner for 2 persons (a bottle of Italian champagne) + 3D movie to choose from the catalogue. I just started dating a girl who very, very, very much liked me. Here is such a chance. Of course, I invited her. Prepared for this evening, 2 nights did not sleep, worried, beautiful phrases invented. After a week, we decided which movie to watch. stopped on the Titanic. And here, in the evening of X, I ran out like a freak, going after my girlfriend. She is in a sexy evening dress. We rush to rescue. At the entrance I present proudly a certificate and... The administrator says that this certificate has already been visited a few days ago. I became red, pale, green, mechal, bacal. It turned out: the ancestors thought that I had no one to go with, and ran themselves. The epic!

As a result, we (I in the costume, the girl in the dress) sat in Mac, because I had no money for a more decent cafe at the time.

Thank you Mom, thank you Dad. I hope you were cool! ! to ! to
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