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 21.10.2016
The next phase of automation:
Your car, having contacted the services Yandex.Probok, Yandex.Parkowok and Yandex.Weather, having checked the balance on the credit card, breathing for traces of alcohol and updating the current fuel prices in the database, refuses to start, displaying a recommendation to walk to the subway - because in yesterday's purchases there is a lot of beer, a household budget deficit, the weather is good for a walk, and near your office there is still no place to park. Well, by the way, and the toilet transmits that you would be good to add physical activity, so go ahead - and don't think about trying to get on the bus, your transport bill is temporarily blocked, payment will only take the metro terminal! After that, of course, as the stepper in the smartphone will confirm to him that you went energetically enough and burned the recommended minimum of calories.
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