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 21.10.2016
I remembered... We had a meeting of members of the garage cooperative (not very small). Well come to this gathering and just people living in the district. And it started - you need to remove the garages, they spoil the view and take up extra space - you need to break a square or a park with benches in this place! The square is fine, we said, but where will we put the cars? And this is your problem, they picked up, if you bought the car yourself, think where to put it! So we thought, we objected, here we have a garage cooperative, here we bought garages in it, here we pay money for land rental to the city, we serve all this business and our cars are not standing on lawns and sidewalks, but are standing in the proper places. by Neibet!! They have rattled! We need to shake and shake! Children have nowhere to walk, grandmothers have nowhere to sit in the shops! Your cars are your problems. They continued to mourn until they were forcibly expelled from the assembly.
And another case at the gatherings in the gardens. People refused to take off the roads in the cooperative, because we do not use the roads, we drive the electric car and the bus, let them take off who has the cars. The last bus leaves at 16.00. And here all these “we don’t use the road” after 4 p.m. stand at the fence of their villas with an outstretched arm and cats with potatoes/beetle/salmon/fungus and other shit, and catch a car that would bring them to the electric car. I will never fool them in principle. They said that they do not use the road, so do not use it.
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