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 22.10.2016
My wife is a primary school teacher, she tells me.
I show the children in the class how to draw an apple and pear.One student does not listen, turns.Then I ask the children to draw a pear.The one who was distracted asks me:"Irina Victoria, and how to draw a pear?"
I replied:"I didn’t need to be distracted, Cole, I told you everything".
I look, and this Kola hid under the batch.I walk, I look under the batch, and there Kola ticks his finger into the smartphone and says:"Okay, Google, how to draw a pear?"";
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