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 22.10.2016
The colonization of Mars.
Scientists around the world have asked how to create an atmosphere on Mars.
European scientists have come up with something like placing columns across Mars.
The principle of operation - (let's miss the entire scientific part) each column will be equipped with a solar battery and will emit charges in the form of small lightning, lightning in its own.
The line will charge the atoms of water molecules and thereby heat,they will rise up to them and when they reach saturation will form clouds and clouds.Radius of the 1st column about 100-150m.price and delivery and arrangement of each column in the right place is also not a small problem,if you force the columns the entire planet then through 15 years on it will be the first clouds.This at the same time, moisture and ice will be sufficient on the planet itself.And it is possible to get the atmosphere.
The answer of Russian scientists to solve this problem:
To deliver several hydrogen bombs to the planet and explode them in squares, the dust will rise into the air which will close the planet and the greenhouse effect will be achieved, which in turn will trigger the process of heating the planet and the formation of all the moisture on it into clouds in 3-5 years, there may be an atmosphere on it.
The Zombie of the Last Martian Soldier.
Wau-or we will start the first space, and the Russians will be guilty as always))
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