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 25.10.2016
A popular food delivery aggregator sent a message about this content.

The title "We need to talk".
Text: When you registered we hoped for a long relationship. But over time you’ve cooled up and don’t order anymore. Tears flow from our eyes. Per we disappointed you in something? and bla bla bla. Return to. Gift of 1000 points until 31 October.
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And my birthday is in November and I usually order them only to get to my colleagues. I thought and wrote the answer.

"Fake shit, you are even lying here. You know I have dr. 6 of November. So instead of sending a promo code valid until my birthday, you’re sending me a code until the end of October so that I can order once and then show up to my colleagues again. You are a liar selfish calculating shit".
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Waiting for reaction.
Source: http://bash.im
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