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 29.01.2008
We sit with the whole family on Sunday and have breakfast. On the radio broadcasts Elena Malysheva with her program "Health". We didn’t have time to turn it off in time.
We hear the following: “Today we’re going to talk about climax. A woman in her fifty years was believed to be an old woman. Remember what Pushkin had in the fairy tale of "Fisherman and Fish" - "They lived 30 years and three years." That is, if a girl married at fifteen, then in thirty-three years she is not as old as she should be, this old lady! And she is evil because she had... vaginal dryness!”
The father dropped a spoon in the borst. Blind, he says, lived for so many years, and did not know why in the fairy tale, the whole cheese bar burned.
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