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 28.10.2016
I have a friend, a little over 30. Very very beautiful. Strunjaška-charming, the eyes are enormous, the sponges are bumpy (your own), the hair is curly to the poop (also his own), the figure is pointed, always on the heels in sexy dresses. She lives with an old man who has long told her that he will not marry her, he does not need children, he already has from his first marriage. She lives because he provides her, and she herself came from some wasteland. She does anything, just not to go home after work - goes to guitar courses ( for a year she was unable to play Nothing and knows no note), some psychological courses in the field of "destination to be a woman", in all movies, in the summer she has big videos. She rides on a healthy jeep, which steadily once a week somewhere wraps and rubs, neither the parktronics nor the rear-view cameras help her. Every year she has the latest iPhone, sweaters-pockets-goldish - it's all.
She met a young, beautiful man. He has his own business, a house with a garden and sauna. And then his business trouble began. He began to devote less time to her, she began to weep and get him with it in every way. From great love, he began to devote more time to her, and less to business, as a result of his income decreased. Then she went back to the old man. The reason is his financial situation is not stable, he cannot provide me with the life I deserve.
There is no morality here, just some babies are such fools.
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