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 31.10.2016
xxx: I always wanted a piton, because I thought that they do not go to the toilet big, like dogs, cats, but just release fluid, but recently on Animal Planet in the show about snakes the host caught one to show the camera, and from it so much began to fall out (protective reaction)...
p.s still in search of a pet, after which you do not need to clean the cacao.
Yyy: I have a stone on the shelf at home. Eat does not ask, does not blink and is beautiful in appearance.
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