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 04.11.2016
It is injection

For several years, I have been sluggish with several grandmothers from my house about feeding cats: the tailings have finally flogged. In the warm weather, not only can I see the grassy picture: cats sleep or just sneeze in the sun, and from their bats, right under the cat's nose, a bunch of pigeons, vores and vores are fed. On the fifth, I noticed a rat jumping out of the basement, pulling something out of the cat's pad and diving back into the basement. There was no reaction from the cats. Calling SES for rats? These grandmothers dress up on them worse than angry dogs, how, cats will be consumed. Together with rats, which, according to the grandmother's version, cats have eaten for a long time. For the experiment, I suggested that a couple of the most active and agile nursing grandmothers spend the night in the basement. One of them (!!) The night. With me the rackets, the dryest and cleanest part of the basement, tea cookies, radio and one and a half thousand each. Do you know on what pretext they refused? Rats in the basement! Supposedly eaten by cats. Not dirty, raw, harmful to the old woman's body, and at home, grandfather with a clove on the front, no... They were afraid of rats!
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