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 10.01.2009
Only the rude, untouched people can find sadistic pleasure in grabbing the Cats for their skin and dragging them over and over. Cats are supposed to be taken with two hands under a soft, thick belly and carried around the apartment, gently calling it "a mild animal", "a thoughtful beast" or "a good cat".
Young, unweighted cats can be launched. The Cat’s launch is done by giving the Cat acceleration in a horizontal direction approximately a meter above the bed. Launched, the Cat flies for a while, placing his legs like a white-flying, after which it lands with a soft sound, beautifully springs and immediately in horror rushing to knock.
A stunned cat can easily be tricked back by starting to make scratching or scratching sounds. After hearing such sounds, the Cat immediately returns back in the hope of catching the mouse. A deceived cat can immediately start again.
Being in a bad mood, the Cat is able to scratch you with a lap. Some, poorly educated Cats at the same time release nails and apply scratches. Real Cat nails against the owners never releases and very pleasantly lulls with a soft foot. Angry, the Cat presses his ears to his head and squeezes his foot with all his strength, which is very difficult.
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