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 09.11.2016
D is girl
P is a guy

P - by statistics, the peak of sexual desire in men at 19 years, and in women at 36
D-Ah, only at 19, you have little experience to give a woman pleasure.
P and you have a little.
P - you're now as an employer - "You don't have experience fuck, so we won't fuck you"
Where do you get experience if you’re not allowed to fuck?
D is logical)
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