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 12.11.2016
The PFR promised Steven Seagal a pension of 5 thousand rubles

He is entitled to a social old-age pension only when he reaches the age of 65, if he has a passport in the Russian Federation. The minimum is about 5 thousand. RUB, plus to this pension he will be paid up to the subsistence minimum of the pensioner in the region where he is registered.
If Seagal will live more often in the United States than in the Russian Federation, then he will not be given a social pension. In addition, the PFR will check whether Seagal is entitled to a social old-age pension.
Let’s see if he had contributions and if he has 7 years of experience in Russia to assign an old-age insurance pension.

The comments:
Steven Seagal must now report to the Ministry of Internal Affairs about the presence of U.S. citizenship and submit quarterly information to the Federal Reserve on movements on foreign accounts.
2nd It will not be from him, but from him. Probably somehow.
Three He has to go to the pension fund and give them the pits there. All residents of Russia
4 is And the screams are like this..at the time of the lullaby-"He broke my nose!Your mother!He broke my nose!"

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