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 14.11.2016
Sometimes I feel like a witch. There was something huge and striking in the kitchen, and it started to revolve around the lamp. After applying the anti-aircraft missile towel, it was embarrassed to hang on the back on the floor. It turned out to be a frog with horns like a frog. Deported to the fortress.
In a few minutes it will fly again. And even the expedition and his friend brought - while he was thrown out, a new hernia is already circling. Well, or managed to fly back straight away.
He passed the badminton pass for the third time — and lost sight.
And the silence.
The cat is already connected, at least the black box is found. And he sits, therefore, on a towel, grabbed and looks pleasantly with black eyes. Well, not to leave it, or else the chips will have to be shared.
Mareshev was placed outside the window and stunned by the controller from the window, and he never returned. Probably offended.
Searched in Google, as his passport, turned out to be a banal May bug. That is how we met.
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