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 15.11.2016
This story happened to me at 25 years old, when I was pregnant. I am low and thin, so I look younger. As they say, a small dog until the old age of puppies. This is like the 7th! During my pregnancy I was on a bus. When I entered it, there was little people and I even managed to sit down, but with every stop people became more and more. Next to me was a woman 45 years old, she longingly looks around, sees that all the places around are occupied by some old women, she with hope in the eyes turns to me (I want to add that it was winter and I was in a wide coat, so that the belly was not visible) and says: "GIRL, give up, please, grandmother's place, or I am from work, I am very tired." To which I polently answer: “I would, of course, with pleasure, but I can’t, I’m pregnant.” The woman's eyes are made in a half-piece, and she begins to apologize and at the same time slowly rise, which would mean giving up, but here the grandmother who sat behind us (from the contingent of those who are eternally dissatisfied with life, modern youth, etc., short, the grandmother-scandalist) grabs the woman by the sleeve and sits on the entire bus: "Sit, woman, let the girl leave the place, dispersed, like the queen, the whole youth is angry!“To which my neighbor quietly answers, ‘She can’t, she’s pregnant.’ Grandma after a 10-second shock rattles the entire bus: “Who???!!! The girl is pregnant!! And then all got the subject man, before that quietly stood at the door: "You, old man, what kind of girl she is to you, if she is pregnant!"
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