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 16.11.2016
About the hints:

And what, here really there are people who the words of a man from the soul "I forgot the towel" perceive as a hint and do not understand how to act? Or just the best topics for shit have not been thrown down and have to work with what is?and :)

The joke:
It was cold, it was all frozen. Turn on the heater. – In general – that was a subtle hint... – Namek understood. You want me to turn it on.

And another one:

The girl calls the guy on the phone and says: D - My parents have gone to the country today, come to me. Q. What will we do with you? D-Hu, let’s drink a bottle of wine. P – And then what? D - Turn on the muscle and turn off the light. P – What will we do next? D – We dance and go to bed. P and what? D – How what? Doing love until morning. P – All, the hint understood. I go out.
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