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 17.11.2016
The elite tiger: A long time ago, I went to the kindergarten in the evenings for the baby. Near the building, a bunch of local dogs fed, who laugh and throw on almost all women, men are afraid but also lie. Day two - tired of everything, bought a bottle of gas (more for the experiment). The stall ran out, I splashed gas - one piss got stuck. She was angry and buried in the snow. Some great-grandmother is jumping - ah you are such a herod, why you torture an animal, they are dogs... I silently turned and went to the garden. The most crazy thing happened the next day, when the dogs grabbed this grandmother’s coat, rolled it down and began to ride on the snow. There was nothing serious, I and another guy ran and kicked the dogs (good that it was in the winter), but to hear the old lady mate the dog crawls is like listening to a concert. The next day, the cluster was already there - apparently, or the workers from the building dislodged them or the captives came.
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