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 21.11.2016
Monday in the morning. I bring my daughter to kindergarten. I notice that she wore her left shoe on her right leg, I think, "Now the right will wear on the left and realize that there is something wrong with it."
But not! On her left foot she wore a left shoe. The second left!
Here I finally woke up and realized that they were both really left, and also of different sizes!

Called his wife
The wife instantly stumbled: she opened a kindergarten group in the octopus, and there is already a question: "Which child went home on Friday in a pink left shoe size 28?" We have your right on 26th!"

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