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 13.01.2009
On the telecast a shorter cat is shown, with the norm figure. He there first swallowed the heater and broke, then the guide started to crack. Lena (my girlfriend) sits looking at him, saliva leaves.
I grind to her: “Yes, Lena, am I worse than anything?”
Then I add: go, take the prejudices! Show me the class!
It is me (seriously so): will you break or break?
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