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 22.11.2016
Where am I? asked the man.
What a foolish question! and why do you all start with it? This is the receiving demiurg Shambambambukli. But now there is no boss, I am for him.
You are a canary factory! How are you talking?
And I do not talk. Just say a few phrases from the standard set. I have a large set. You rarely ask something original.
You are not alive!
You insulted me, if you want to know. I am a living being and I am proud of it.
and Erund. The plant canary cannot be alive! You do not eat or reproduce.
“How can I, according to you, multiply, if I am the only inhabitant of this world called the ‘Acceptance’?” The Division? I will not think!
You are not alive.
When you were still alive, did you multiply by division?
No of course.
Were you also dead? Closed the question.
No, they are not closed. You are not eating.
I eat. This is my way of eating. – The Canary knelt on her key.
What’s that food if you get caught up with someone?
Not someone, but Demiurg personally. Here are you, what are you eating?
The bread, for example. of wheat. It grows in the field. The sunshine shines, the rain waters, and here it grows.
Who do you think brings the sun?
The man thought.
“Well, you see,” said the Canary, “you, men, can’t do without all these conditions. You get food through your fifth hand. I am from the Demiurge. Who of us is more alive?
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