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 22.11.2016
A bit of aviation.
The 90s:
A civil aviation pilot arrived in Egypt.
Starts the cleaning of the aircraft - pleds, papers and other garbage.
Pilots forgot to close the cabin. Lie in an open place.
General declaration and other obligatory documents.
The CBS returns to the cabin and grabs his head:
There are no documents - love now will be complete. Cancellation of flights and other delights.
KC is a gray rough uncle who has passed through fire, water and other pipes.
The decision is made to bend the local service staff.
- Agreed with the local chief of the brigade, he builds all the fighters in a row on the runway along the Bordeaux.
The fucks! Do you blya take documents?
and no! No!
Look and Seek!
They sit in bags.
No to!
The chief of the brigade and the CBS are already walking in their bags and looking for them.
They find!! to
Sorry to! Sorry to!
Holi is sorry!
You have to fuck!
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