In college, the curator liked to send reviews to parents by mail. He did this in a pair demonstratively whipping every envelope with his tongue. Obviously, the envelopes from the home addresses each brought by himself. Someone of the boys submitted the idea of “sweeping” with a member on the envelope the place where the tongue is sprinkled.
There was a grave silence in the audience when the curator took the first envelope into his hands... And suddenly he threw it on the first party to the guys with the words "Cleave!!!". That poor man began to spit on his finger and smash the envelope, and the curator loudly condemned "Yes, work your tongue!!!". 29 people were crying from laughter, and one had not laughed for a long time.