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 26.11.2016
xxx: My girlfriend loved The Sims gently, and I periodically pulled her updates and addons (in offline times still). At some point, her family couple in the game argued... and fought. So the virtual lady won in the end, because she ran in the morning and kicked the biceps, and the man drank piGo and rubled in video games)

O sport, you are peace! by Pierre de Coubertin

Yyy: Hurry up, what did they have to do with them there so that they could fight up? and :)

xxx: Yes, a friend asked them types: a serious business lady and a break-up-eatishnik) At the same time, she looked at me so echoingly, say, now our virtual avatars will show us a model of a happy family: I was actively promoting the same girlfriend in that period as a mode of vivendi)

As a result, the Aitishnik began to chop pigs, carved his lady's friend's heart and - a cherry on a cake - killed a couple of bushes of some exotic roses. Then I went to Fuji...

Yes, the roses are bad :)))))

XXX: Yeah, I was sitting next to you and enjoying it) The roses are wrapped, the girlfriend hangs off her jaw, she begins to expressively shake her mouse: "What have you done, Herod! I went through so many quests for these seeds!" And these were the third "Simas", with quests there all at the level. Well, right here, in the space of the monitor, a wild mess begins, turning into mutual offensive action and popular Cossack fun. It should have been to see how a girlfriend was sick for her favorite...)))
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