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 27.11.2016
News: Khacas online magazine "New Focus" conducted a survey on the streets of Moscow, asking residents of the capital, how they would treat the accession of Khacasia to Russia.
In the responses, the residents of the capital argue that it is not worth joining the republic, because "there will be a lot of visitors from Khakassia" and "they will be allocated money constantly, as well as Crimea." There were also assumptions that after the accession of Khakassia, "there will be more problems, they need to be fed somehow."

Stop feeding everyone!

The Congregation: Yes! Or the problem of obesity, they say, is walking around your planet.

Derand: the problem of chips, popcorn and hamburgers on the planet.)

Congregatio: The problem of a sedentary way of life on the planet is moving... To work in the car, to the car in the elevator, to work at the table... Home for the computer.

rvb_glas: After fighting for a parking spot near the entrance to the fitness center, I am no longer surprised.
Source: http://bash.im
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