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 27.11.2016
The grasshoppers will not call anyone, MTS will turn off his roaming for non-payment.
Skynet will be blocked in Russia by the decision of Roskomnadzor, and the Terminator, abandoned in Chelyabinsk due to an error in GPS, will be melted in the dome on the pins of the cushioners, sprinkled men from the hot casting shop.
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