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 01.12.2016
For what I love my girlfriend, it is for the ability to shake up with sudden SMS:

15:48 Dick is interested in the question: has the female consciousness been transferred into the male body, will she be able to manage them right away or not? There is the center of gravity of the other, and so on.
02:43 The bumping commands on the chicken legs can be considered as the simplest programming.) I just try to sleep.)
14:25 The ducks crossed my way. Are there any signs of this case?
03:08 What was the name of Brother Shao??? [A very important question in the middle of the night, especially given that the character was mentioned 1 time in all 4 volumes and without a name.]
Why is Jokonda a symbol of France and the Louvre, if the artist is an Italian?
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