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 04.12.2016
A scandal in the room.)
The man took the alarm and got the carrier, straight to the scream passed. Rjem sit, oret (literally): “I take a Japanese, and the car is uncomfortable like a jiguli...”
Claim - the tank is not on the other side (needs to be moved!He was on all the cars on the other side and he will allegedly come to the refuelling by the other side... and sincerely doesn’t understand why it can’t be moved.
2nd Why are the mirrors not warm? The supplier says, as I do not heat, they warm up, the steam has gone and the snowflakes have melted on the mirror. Chel: “And fucking, why is the snow on the body of the mirror on top and does not melt?”!”
Three "What hero, after heating the mirror together with the rear glass with one button is turned on? What kind of savings?! »
Remove the deflectors from the top, cut out the window under the multimedia and put the magnetol there with navigation - "I don't need these inflatables!" On the question of what to fix there, suggested black liquid nails carefully glue the gaps )))
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