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 04.12.2016
Early morning. To a woman who is not waking up in bed, there are two people - a husband and a hungry cat.In the end, she can't stand and comes up with the words: OK! Now I will give you something and you will leave me, animal! Both aggressors were delighted. But, husband, who clarified: Dear, and who exactly did you mean? I did not receive an answer. And I didn’t get anything (
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